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  • 2022359 Excessive Exponentialism
  • 397 Unstable psychological disposition
  • 398 Excessive use of pronouns
  • 399 Failure to yield at an intersection
  • 400 Bad File Request
  • 401 Unauthorized use of capitalization
  • 402 Walruses
  • 403 Forbidden Access (naughty, naughty)
  • 404 Use of unauthorized writing utensils
  • 405 Method Not Allowed
  • 407 Proxy Authentication Required
  • 412 Precondition Failed
  • 414 Request- URI Too Long
  • 415 Unsupported Media Type
  • 416 Excessive Aerodynamic Drag
  • 500 Internal Server Error (possibly indigestion)
  • 500.1 Internal Server Error: “I ordered soup, you idiot!”
  • 500.2 Internal Server Error: Other.
  • 501 Not Implemented
  • 505 “Sorry, I must have fallen asleep.”
  • 507 Syntax error
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“Maud-Muller-Brown” by John Gast, artist, after J.G. Brown.

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  1. Catherine Kcrots says:

    My doughnuts are lost! Murder! Theft! Treason!

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