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Swampmen Infiltrate New Orleans
When Gentilly resident Marc Ménard returned to his home on Tuesday, he entered his kitchen and was shocked to find someone who seemed to be. . .
Man Laughs to Death, Wife Cries to Death
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Microsoft Introduces New Toilet Paper
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In a marketing campaign to expand its customer base well into the future, a chain of Chinese restaurants in the northwestern United States, called Sichuan. . .
Guide to Engagements
There are, as everyone knows, as many different kinds of engagements as there are people. For example, frogs generally begin their engagement by being kissed. . .