Did you know if you read The Flying News upside down and backwards while floating in space, it makes your head explode?
Neither did Buzz Aldrin.
(And that’s why they call him “Buzz.”)
There once was a lighthearted dude
who went for a swim in the nude,
but his clothing was stolen,
both cotton and woolen,
which heavily dampened his mood.. . .
Good morning, afternoon, or evening, Flying News Reader! Today we have a special treat for you. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. You get to write. . .