So I’m wending me way through a little park on me bike, and I come upon this little bike rack. “Ah,” thought I, “a place to lay me bike while I take a walk through yonder woods.” And I was just readying meself for to lock me little bike upon this little rack, so well […]
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Lost Plant: Adorable and cuddly lemon tree lost sometime between Monday and Tuesday of last week. Last seen sitting comfortably on the back porch. Answers to the name George. If found contact The Flying News for further instructions.
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