These days, almost anything you find on the rack at the so-called “department” store is either “trendy” or “vice versa,” whatever that means. Which is to say that whatever you put on in the dressing room makes you immediately feel stared-at when you walk out the store without having paid for it. You know, how […]
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The likelihood that your head will fill with relatively warm air and float up into the atmosphere will be close to 0.50 around midafternoon. The Authorities recommend staying indoors in low-ceilinged rooms or lying on the floor with your head in a box.
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