[A poem in the classical form, to be read aloud before the vast assembly.] And so I shut the shutters for they shuddered in the weather and it bothered me a little. But I wondered why they shuddered as I stuttered and I muttered that the wind must be the matter, oh, it must be […]
Weather or Not
Did you know if you light a candle, stick it in your ear, and sing Chopin’s Death March, it makes your head explode?
Neither did I.
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