Not many days ago, I woke in the morning and said to myself: “My toes feel rather cold today.” As I found the sensation somewhat—not excruciatingly, only somewhat—disagreeable, I began to look for a remedy for my discomfort. First I sought for knowledge. Knowledge (as someone once whispered in my ear) is power, after all, […]
Toes
Psychopodiatry
Here at the global headquarters of The Flying News, we have the privilege of interviewing world-renowned psychopodiatrist Ulrich Fussheiler. After eating nearly a box of chocolate-glazed doughnuts, Fussheiler has agreed to undergo an interview. The Flying News: For the sake of those of our readers who don’t keep abreast of the latest developments in […]
Extra! Extra!
On September 14th, The Flying News will publish its Twentieth Anniversary Edition. Just to give you a taste of the excitement this event is causing in the headquarters of The Flying News, we have here an exclusive interview with long-time Flying News staffer, Stijn Stocifero The Flying News: So, Stijn, what’s it like preparing for […]
Scientists Discover that Humans Have Toes
One of the highlights of this week’s International Conference of the International Union of International Human Phalangology, Midwest Division was a paper called “Confirmation of the Prevalence of Podiatric Phalanges in Homo sapiens: Humans Usually Have Toes.” Scientists at the State University of Northern South Dakota reported the findings of an extensive, multi-year study of […]