It is widely reported that some underground cultish warriors have been attacking the West Coast of North America on a somewhat regular basis for as long as any of us can remember. These warriors are known as Tectonic Knights. Apparently, they form something called Vault Lines and try to knock down any building that happens […]
Weather or Not
To the best of our knowledge, these are real International Classification of Diseases (ICD-10) codes:
V00.01: Pedestrian on foot injured in collision with roller-skater
V91.07: Burn due to water-skis on fire
R46.1: Bizarre personal appearance
W56.52XA: Struck by other fish, initial encounter
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