Everyone knows you can’t give out homemade Halloween candy. If you try to, it will be mysteriously injected with poison, and children will die.1 But most people don’t realise that the same applies to Christmas. Ever since the Dark Ages, that is, the 1950’s, strangers have been poisoning children. This is why children do not […]
Weather or Not
To the best of our knowledge, these are real International Classification of Diseases (ICD-10) codes:
V00.01: Pedestrian on foot injured in collision with roller-skater
V91.07: Burn due to water-skis on fire
R46.1: Bizarre personal appearance
W56.52XA: Struck by other fish, initial encounter
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