Everyone knows you can’t give out homemade Halloween candy. If you try to, it will be mysteriously injected with poison, and children will die.1 But most people don’t realise that the same applies to Christmas. Ever since the Dark Ages, that is, the 1950’s, strangers have been poisoning children. This is why children do not […]
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Did you know if you light a candle, stick it in your ear, and sing Stairway to Heaven, it makes your head explode?
Neither did I.
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