No need to rhyme with a slug— Don’t be a bug under the rug, a tick who’ll tug. You feel snug but we all shrug, you’re just a bug. No need to rhyme with a slug— Don’t be a thug. That loot you lug makes you look smug; won’t last for long, They’ll take your […]
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Lost Plant: Adorable and cuddly lemon tree lost sometime between Monday and Tuesday of last week. Last seen sitting comfortably on the back porch. Answers to the name George. If found contact The Flying News for further instructions.
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