The scene: A breakfast table, finely set. Two unknown figures seated at either end. Both speak in King’s English. A: Please pass the puns. B: The what? A: The puns. The puns and butter. I’d like some puns and butter. B: Well, if that’s what you want. [B passes something to A, which looks rather […]
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Kim: World denomination?
Chi: That’s where you divide and conquer every country on earth.
Kim: But where’s the numerator?
Chi: Hmmm . . . the moon?
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