WARNING: This article contains a frank discussion of doughnuts and uses words of three, four, and five letters. Today, at the international headquarters of The Flying News, we are hosting a very unique contest: Ron Rocifero does battle against a glazed doughnut. Now, at first glance this may seem a very unequal contest. After all, […]
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