As stated in a previous post, our famous horoscope contest was entirely rigged. So unless you send us your contact info again, we will not be able to award any prizes. A certain Jonathan Axelrod supposedly wrote all the entries, which is what tipped us off to the fact that it was rigged; but here […]
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Did you know if you look straight into the eyes of a tiger and whisper sweet nothings, it makes your head explode?
Neither did I.
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