United States of America: Recently, citizens of the U.S.A. have become concerned at reports that the supply of canned pumpkin is expected to fall short this year. In view of the great importance which Americans have attributed to the ritual use of pumpkin, President Obama has appointed a Special Presidential Commission™ to Study the Supply […]
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The Blue Hubbard Squash (a limerick, sort of)
There once was a blue hubbard squash that nigh ended up in the trash. The outside was mouldin’ but the inside was golden, and it still tasted just like a pumpkin. More News: President Obama Creates Special Presidential Commission to Study Supply of Pumpkin Pie Pickled Watermelon Rind (a limerick) Nursery Rhyme for a New […]