This story could just as easily have been called “Why your ears bleed when you sleep upside-down,” because as everyone knows, the editors who write the headlines don’t actually read the articles first. But that’s beside the point. What we’re explaining today is why professional sports matter, and I mean matter in your life and […]
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A Motorists Creed
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I believe in petroleum distillate.
I believe that an expensive car enhances sexual fitness.
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