The scene: A breakfast table, finely set. Two unknown figures seated at either end. Both speak in King’s English. A: Please pass the puns. B: The what? A: The puns. The puns and butter. I’d like some puns and butter. B: Well, if that’s what you want. [B passes something to A, which looks rather […]
Weather or Not
Did you know if you light a candle, stick it in your ear, and sing Chopin’s Death March, it makes your head explode?
Neither did I.