Note: Names, places, events, facts, and details in the following account may have been changed for purposes of humor, humour, or entertainment. A couple of days ago, my wife, Mrs. Vocifero, received a letter in the mail. Now, her usual procedure when receiving a letter is to do one of the following: Dispose of […]
Matthew Arnold Lionel “Sonny” Reynolds, Jr. III, of Smallchester, England died at age 73, at home on his deathbed, on Saturday, 6 February, 2016. The cause is unknown, but it was apparently a good cause, because he has received many gifts in his favour since. Sonny enjoyed long walks on the beach, alcohol, and women. […]
