Proprietary Toilet Paper Will Be A Technological Revolution, Says Microsoft Chief Of Marketing At a press conference last Tuesday, Microsoft Chief of Marketing Kahlinka Nussbaum announced that Microsoft Corporation had completed Beta Testing® of a new proprietary brand of toilet paper: Given the name of our company, breaking into toilet paper seems an obvious step. […]
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