Market dominance

Theme Weddings

From the very name, you can almost certainly guess what a theme wedding is: a wedding with a theme. “But,” you might be inclined to respond, “so what?” If you don’t have any plans for a wedding in the near future, your unthinking reaction could well be to think that a theme wedding is, in […]

Investigators Uncover Elaborate Long-Running Plot to Benefit Publishing Industry

Vim Vocifero

How long does it take a plot to mature? If you’re as cunning as the publishing industry, you are capable of maturing a plot over many generations. According to our secret inside sources, the book and magazine publishing industry has been plotting since the 1450’s. How? By encouraging literacy, lobbying to make education mandatory, and […]

Industrial Solutions for Minuscule Problems

Jim Jocifero

Industrial Minuscule™ is a new company with a bold mission: to provide “industrial solutions for minuscule problems.” In a 1 February press release detailing the company’s plans for market dominance, CEO Mark Kram said, This is the sort of company America has been waiting for. In fact, it’s the company the world has been waiting […]