In a landmark blow for linguistic and orthographic equality, a famous New York newspaper has made the decision to eliminate all words of four letters. “For a long time now,” says director of publicity and propaganda Bob Brzezinszki, “we have illegitimately discriminated against a small group of four letter words, to the point of excluding […]
Weather or Not
WEATHER: Hot here and there, mild or cold everywhere else.
TAXES: Rising steadily. Everywhere. Except Antarctica.
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