Show those idiots how much you care In the “corporate” world1, there are things you say and things you don’t. For the things you don’t, there are gifts that say it for you. In some places, for instance, you can’t say “Merry Christmas” to employees or customers—because merriment, apparently, is not allowed or is just […]
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