Aries: πr2 Taurus: Ford, 2001, a little rickety, but still drives. Gemini: Everything looks a little greenish to you. Then you realise it’s the emerald you’re wearing like a monocle. Cancer: Chronic illness, cause uncertain, might well kill ya. Leo: Remember the bloke with the blue bandana? He’s still out to get you. Virgo: Hopeless. […]
Weather or Not
WEATHER: Hot here and there, mild or cold everywhere else.
TAXES: Rising steadily. Everywhere. Except Antarctica.
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