Everyone knows you can’t give out homemade Halloween candy. If you try to, it will be mysteriously injected with poison, and children will die.1 But most people don’t realise that the same applies to Christmas. Ever since the Dark Ages, that is, the 1950’s, strangers have been poisoning children. This is why children do not […]
Weather or Not
Did you know if you read The Flying News upside down and backwards while floating in space, it makes your head explode?
Neither did Buzz Aldrin.
(And that’s why they call him “Buzz.”)