Everyone knows you can’t give out homemade Halloween candy. If you try to, it will be mysteriously injected with poison, and children will die.1 But most people don’t realise that the same applies to Christmas. Ever since the Dark Ages, that is, the 1950’s, strangers have been poisoning children. This is why children do not […]
Weather or Not
WEATHER: Hot here and there, mild or cold everywhere else.
TAXES: Rising steadily. Everywhere. Except Antarctica.