As children become more tech-savvy and adults become more willing to appease their every whim, trick-or-treaters are demanding more than just sweets from their neighbours this Halloween. Now they want computer accessories, especially USB drives, and they are willing to pull some pranks if they don’t get them. Robbie Domhnullach, a ten-year-old lad from Scotland, […]
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Lost Plant: Adorable and cuddly lemon tree lost sometime between Monday and Tuesday of last week. Last seen sitting comfortably on the back porch. Answers to the name George. If found contact The Flying News for further instructions.
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