Global warming

Tectonic Knights Attacking West Coast of America (Still)

Flags of certain states.

It is widely reported that some underground cultish warriors have been attacking the West Coast of North America on a somewhat regular basis for as long as any of us can remember. These warriors are known as Tectonic Knights. Apparently, they form something called Vault Lines and try to knock down any building that happens […]

Weather Not Doing Anything Interesting

A pleasant mountain scene

The good news: there’s no bad news today. The bad news: there’s no good news, either. Therefore, like any self-respecting news publication, we will share our musings on the weather. We are not experts on the weather, not even at the level of broadcast weathermen, much less actual meteorologists. We probably don’t know any more […]

Obesity’s Global Impact

Increase in Body Mass Slows Earth’s Rotation Does winter seem longer and drearier this year? Does time lie heavy on your hands? In fact, heaviness is exactly the problem, says Gilbert M. Merrick, Dean of Temporal Research at Alaska’s Temporary Research Institute. The real cause of things slowing down is that all of us, or […]

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