Here at the global headquarters of The Flying News, we have the privilege of interviewing world-renowned psychopodiatrist Ulrich Fussheiler. After eating nearly a box of chocolate-glazed doughnuts, Fussheiler has agreed to undergo an interview. The Flying News: For the sake of those of our readers who don’t keep abreast of the latest developments in […]
For the second year in a row, the International Standard Publication Rating Association (ISPRA) named The Flying News the Best New News Organisation. Avid readers will recall the announcement from last September when we won the same prestigious award. Although the panel is under a strict vow of secrecy as to the vote and discussions […]
The following is sponsored by Twizzlers: “Twizzlers! It’s what the 5th dentist recommends.” The Flying News: Transcribed Video Edition: Thank you for allowing us to waste several more minutes of your time! Yesterday, in an exclusive interview, we will have sat down with the one out of five dentists who prefers tooth decay over […]
While it is widely believed that the origins of soccer lie in the British Isles,1 new research by xenobiologist Tot Tibor reveals that this is almost certainly not the case. Ancient records indicate that the game was introduced into North America by extraterrestrials, with the first match reportedly played on the current site of the […]
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