Most people, except for small children who don’t know any better, think that bats are blind. This so-called myth/misunderstanding/downright lie is perpetuated by the popular saying “blind as a bat” as applied to people like my grandmother who can’t see her medicine jar on the kitchen table. Why does she need all those medicines anyway? […]
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Lost Plant: Adorable and cuddly lemon tree lost sometime between Monday and Tuesday of last week. Last seen sitting comfortably on the back porch. Answers to the name George. If found contact The Flying News for further instructions.
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