Dear Sirs, We regret to inform you that the after-burner on your self-regulating laser-powered discombobulator has expired, and you will need to purchase a new set of fuel packs to re-energise it. If you choose not to purchase the update, the software on your discombobulator and all saved settings will be encrypted and a new […]
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Did you know if you light a candle, stick it in your ear, and sing Mozart’s Prussian Quartets, it makes your head explode?
Neither did I.
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