The good news: there’s no bad news today. The bad news: there’s no good news, either. Therefore, like any self-respecting news publication, we will share our musings on the weather. We are not experts on the weather, not even at the level of broadcast weathermen, much less actual meteorologists. We probably don’t know any more […]
Weather or Not
Chickens are just like bananas. They have hard, hard hearts.
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