If you are like most Americans, you probably smear your armpits liberally with deodorant at least twice a week.1 This, you think, will help reduce offensive bodily odors. However, according to Eusebius Sarkos, a physiologist who recently began a post-doc at the Statistical University of Southern North Dakota, this practice reveals a profound ignorance of […]
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