The Z-Phone promises to be, not only the latest, but the last word in the world of portable devices. “After all,” boasts a masked and anonymous spokesman for the Ultimate Universal Technology Corporation (UUTC), “there just aren’t any more letters in the alphabet.” The new Z-Phone includes a number of extremely controversial new features not […]
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The likelihood that your head will fill with relatively warm air and float up into the atmosphere will be close to 0.50 around midafternoon. The Authorities recommend staying indoors in low-ceilinged rooms or lying on the floor with your head in a box.
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