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How to Make a Jelly Doughnut

Easy Recipe – Only Two Ingredients! Welcome back to another episode of The Flying News Cooking Channel! In this episode, we will teach you how to make a Jelly Doughnut! With only Two Ingredients! What could be better?! Well, maybe a Cream Doughnut. Or a Jelly Waffle? Or a Jelly Waffle Whipped Cream Doughnut! Now, […]

Bean Soup: An Adventure in Cooking

Vim Vocifero

Not so very long ago . . . I was hungry. Very hungry. So hungry that I thought I had better make myself some bean soup. But then, I found myself faced with a difficult, although—as events proved—not insoluble, problem: I was out of beans. But, as luck would have it, I happened to recall […]

Recipe: Cocoa Chaos

Jim Jocifero

This time of year, many people enjoy inviting friends or relatives to their homes for dinner and serving a special dish. This is a favourite dessert recipe that we just had to share, and it’s guaranteed to make an impression. Ingredients A few cups of flour Bicarbonate of soda to taste Baking powder to taste Lots […]

President Obama Creates Special Presidential Commission to Study Supply of Pumpkin Pie

Vim Vocifero

United States of America: Recently, citizens of the U.S.A. have become concerned at reports that the supply of canned pumpkin is expected to fall short this year. In view of the great importance which Americans have attributed to the ritual use of pumpkin, President Obama has appointed a Special Presidential Commission™ to Study the Supply […]

How to Make a Salmon Cake

Vim Vocifero

Is there a salmon in your life? If so, you might find these directions helpful: Bake a cake. Remove cake from oven. Allow cake to cool. Frost cake. On top of the cake, use icing to write a friendly or affectionate message. Consider one or more of the following examples: “Happy Birthday, Salmon” “Salmon, Oh […]