There once was a man who drank beer ’til it flowed from the holes in his ears. He never got drunk, though he certainly stunk, and was always the subject of cheers. More News: G. K. Chesterton on Beer Yes, We Were Inspired by Beer Pete the Snowman (a limerick) The Lighthearted Dude (a limerick)
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