Birthday

Little Girl Refuses to Have Birthday, Stays Six Years Old

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Suzanne G. Corbett, of Dayton, OH, known to her friends as Suzie, recently refused to have a seventh birthday: I like being six years old, and my mommy says that when I’m seven, I’ll have to be a big girl and won’t be able to eat my mud pies anymore. This is, perhaps, a typical […]

Prenatal Education

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Formal Education™ seems to begin earlier and earlier every year. Not only do the school year and the school day start earlier, but the age at which children are expected to get stressed out about things like homework and peer pressure gets earlier too. Kindergarten, a German word which could be literally translated as “childrens’ […]

How to Make a Salmon Cake

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Picture of a Friendly Salmon

Is there a salmon in your life? If so, you might find these directions helpful: Bake a cake. Remove cake from oven. Allow cake to cool. Frost cake. On top of the cake, use icing to write a friendly or affectionate message. Consider one or more of the following examples: “Happy Birthday, Salmon” “Salmon, Oh […]