A Narrative of Personal Occurences Good morrow, readers. While not the ordinary type of intelligence encountered here, you may be interested in a thing that passed me lately. Whilst looking for something esculent in my olitory one day last sennight, I found a few doughnuts that were a little over-ripe, that is, past their prime. […]
Weather or Not
To the best of our knowledge, these are real International Classification of Diseases (ICD-10) codes:
V00.01: Pedestrian on foot injured in collision with roller-skater
V91.07: Burn due to water-skis on fire
R46.1: Bizarre personal appearance
W56.52XA: Struck by other fish, initial encounter
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