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Door Bell and Knocker Testing

Jim Jocifero

The following ad has come to our attention. We find it disgusting, reprehensible, and downright repulsive: not the least bit fit to publish. Need a special gift for a special someone this Valentine’s Day? Why not give them the gift of Door Bell and/or Knocker Testing? We offer top-of-the-line, best-on-the-block, knock-your-socks-off testing services at reasonable […]

Reverse Advertising

Vim Vocifero

I started to become aware of this new kind of advertising when a truck featuring a prominent bumper sticker pulled in front of me and slammed on its brakes.1 “Well,” I said to myself, “I’m never going to McDonald’s again.” It was only later, when I happened to discuss the incident with a fellow sufferer […]

How The Economy Works

Jim Jocifero
Brown jug with sign: If whiskey interferes with your business, give up your business.

We hear a great deal about The Economy in the news, on the radio, on television, on the primary school reading list, and even on candy bar wrappers. But not many people really understand The Economy or how it works. This article will give you the basics and, in fact, all you need to know […]

In-Home Gravity Test Kit

Jim Jocifero

Please excuse this word from our sponsors. Thanks, -TFN Not quite sure if Gravity exists? Need more proof? Look no further! For just $19.95+tax+shipping+handling, you can be the proud owner of a BRAND NEW “IN-HOME GRAVITY TEST KIT”* This one-of-a-kind kit comes with complete instructions and includes a 99.9% Pure Lead Ball** And if you […]

Declaration of Independence to Display Ads

Vim Vocifero

It appears that the United States of America has a fairly large national debt. How large? Estimates place the figure somewhere in excess of eighteen trillion dollars. Since this debt is so large, we’ve been wondering, here in the central office of The Flying News, how we can get some of that money. At least, […]