An onion a day keeps the dentist away!
Would the person who has been smoking in the men’s room please stop throwing his/her cigarettes in the toilet? Pursuant to local ordinance #C-555-TOI
“Perversity is Our Strength”
Why are Dutchmen such bad plumbers? Because they can’t stand not having clogs.
I wonder what this html tag does: </uk>. Oops.
The Olden Rule: Be next to those who are next to you.
Remember the dismembered.
The likelihood that your head will fill with relatively warm air and float up into the atmosphere will be close to 0.50 around midafternoon. The Authorities recommend staying indoors in low-ceilinged rooms or lying on the floor with your head in a box.