Chemistry Lab Safety Reminder: The only difference between CAUTION and CATION is U.
An onion a day keeps the dentist away!
Would the person who has been smoking in the men’s room please stop throwing his/her cigarettes in the toilet? Pursuant to local ordinance #C-555-TOI
“Perversity is Our Strength”
Why are Dutchmen such bad plumbers? Because they can’t stand not having clogs.
I wonder what this html tag does: </uk>. Oops.
The Olden Rule: Be next to those who are next to you.
Remember the dismembered.