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Vim Vocifero

Vim Vocifero is the Assistant Sub-Editor of The Flying News, having formerly been the apprentice to the Master Grand Editor of a large and well-known news source, which is better left unnamed.
While I know it sounds grandiose—I hate to say it, in fact—I am the Assistant Sub-Editor. Thanks to my eloquence, The Flying News has become one of the most excellent websites devoted to cataloging species of small edible insects. —Vim Vocifero

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  5. Tasteful Tips for Fine Dining Fun
  6. Merchants Begin Preparation for Christmas
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  11. Last Minute Christmas Shopping
  12. Toledo Resident Celebrates Christmas 2021 in 2019
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  14. All About Red Lights
  15. Recipe: Charred Chard
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  18. Organization for the Organized
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