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Jim Jocifero

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James Jocifero, Esquire, better known by his pseudonym “Jim Jocifero” west of the Atlantic Ocean, is the Tertiary Media Co-Communicator and Supra-Legal Counsel for The Flying News. He has been a vocal advocate for the retention of British Imperial Units as far back as the 1980s, succeeding in its legal requirement for sales of draught beer and cider.

Latest Posts by the Author

  1. Christmas Parties Take Their Toll
  2. The True Meaning of Christmas
  3. 12 or 13 Things You Can’t Bring on an Airplane
  4. Bumper sticker sighting
  5. My, How You’ve Changed
  6. Confidential – Do NOT Read
  7. Industrial Minuscule Reinvents Cubicle Calendars
  8. I before E
  9. New and Exclusive Uncensored Interview with Vim Vocifero
  10. Nose Running Like a Faucet? Try These Tricks
  11. Why and How to Carve Your Name Into a Brick Anonymously
  12. Experiments in Instant Gratification
  13. 12 or 13 Things the Government Won’t Tell You About Submarine Duty
  14. Happy Birthday Named National Anthem of Cyprus
  15. How to Make a Jelly Doughnut
  16. Regrets
  17. When to Buy a New Car
  18. Discover the Secret Meaning of Your Name
  19. Is Homemade Candy on Your Holiday To-Do List? If So, Think Again
  20. Return Trip from the Moon

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