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Confidentiality Notice: This message is intended for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information that is PRIVILEGED and CONFIDENTIAL. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that you are not authorised to read, print, retain, copy or disseminate this message, any part of it, or any attachments, including this notice. If you have received this message in error, please delete this message and any attachments from your system and any other systems it may exist on without reading the content and notify the sender immediately of the inadvertent transmission. Then erase your hard drive and take memory-loss medication so you forget you ever saw it. By reading this far you hereby agree to undergo criminal brain-washing and eat dirt for a year. If you fail to follow any of these instructions you will be fined, sued, committed to gaol, flogged, tarred & feathered, drawn & quartered, put in the stocks for public ridicule, and left for the birds. If you’re not sure whether or not you are the intended recipient, report yourself immediately and we will carry out our investigation while you wait in the vestibule. Rest assured, you will not be released until you have paid the last penny.

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