A frog in a tree.

No need to rhyme with a slug—
Don’t be a bug
under the rug,
a tick who’ll tug.
You feel snug
but we all shrug,
you’re just a bug.

No need to rhyme with a slug—
Don’t be a thug.
That loot you lug
makes you look smug;
won’t last for long,
They’ll take your mug-
shot, have you drug
before the judge
who’ll pull your plug,
you worthless thug.

No need to rhyme with a slug—
don’t have to chug,
to glut and glug.
It’s nice to hug,
but with a jug?
You ARE a slug,
you slug.

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