In-Home Gravity Test Kit

Jim Jocifero
31 October 2016

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  1. Calculator says:
    31 October 2016 at 11:26 am

    Well, it seems to me that one pound bag of gold bricks would have to contain some pretty small bricks. According to my calculations, one pound of gold would make a cube a little less than an inch and a half in every dimension.

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    1. Sponsor says:
      31 October 2016 at 10:54 pm

      Exactly! The one-pound bag of feathers is so much bigger! You get MORE for your money!

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