
Have you ever wondered if your favorite treat, your newest purchase, or your moldy leftovers are still good enough to eat? Perhaps, when walking into your kitchen, you’ve been concerned about the freshness of your cabinets—maybe you’ve left them out too long. If you have any such worries, just refer to our handy guide:
Item | Typical Shelf Life | Store At |
Kitchen Cabinets | 1.7 years1 | 76° F |
Doughnuts | 5 minutes | N/A |
Jet Airplane | 17.3 years | 327° K |
Hovercraft | 11 months | 1.2rad |
Fashionable Clothing | 3.2 nanoseconds | DO NOT STORE! |
World Peace | 2.3746 femtoseconds | -41° C |
Cheese Food | Infinite2 | 36° F |
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