There once was a watermelon rind
that pickled itself in the brine.
It tried to preserve
what it couldn’t conserve,
but it ended up eaten in time.
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Did you know if you light a candle, stick it in your ear, and sing Happy Birthday, it makes your head explode?
Neither did I.