There once was a blue hubbard squash
that nigh ended up in the trash.
The outside was mouldin’
but the inside was golden,
and it still tasted just like a pumpkin.
Weather or Not
Kim: World denomination?
Chi: That’s where you divide and conquer every country on earth.
Kim: But where’s the numerator?
Chi: Hmmm . . . the moon?
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