A Triplet of Limericks

Jim Jocifero
12 August 2015
Triplane image based on a public domain image by Dryke, available at http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tripe_silhouette.PNG.

A 3-in-1 special! A Flying News exclusive!

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The Musical Dunce

There once was a right funny fellow

who played on the bass and the cello.

He thought himself clever

when he played them together,

’til he fell to the ground with a bellow.

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A Woman Named Sue

There once was a woman named Sue

who had nothing she wanted to do.

She often got tired

and lay down by the fire,

’til she cooked herself into a stew.

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Sweely the Giant

There once was a giant named Sweely.

Ok, not really.

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