There one was a snowman named Pete
who inexplicably didn’t have feet;
first he stood all day long,
then he ran in the sun,
and was chased away clear by the heat.
Weather or Not
Lost Plant: Adorable and cuddly lemon tree lost sometime between Monday and Tuesday of last week. Last seen sitting comfortably on the back porch. Answers to the name George. If found contact The Flying News for further instructions.
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