There once was a lighthearted dude
who went for a swim in the nude,
but his clothing was stolen,
both cotton and woolen,
which heavily dampened his mood.
Objection 1: It would seem that the Letter "O" is unnecessary in the English language, or perhaps, for that matter, any language. It is neither one. . .
United States of America: Recently, citizens of the U.S.A. have become concerned at reports that the supply of canned pumpkin is expected to fall short. . .
Rhetorical question #1. Do you like baked goods? Rhetorical question #2. Do you like bakeries? Rhetorical question #3. Do you wear a baker's hat while. . .
WARNING: This article contains a frank discussion of doughnuts and uses words of three, four, and five letters.
Today, at the international headquarters of The Flying. . .