There once was a bovine named Horse,
who shunned all her sisters with force.
She dressed all in silk,
and she wouldn’t give milk,
so her beef it became the main course.
Weather or Not
The likelihood that your head will fill with relatively warm air and float up into the atmosphere will be close to 0.50 around midafternoon. The Authorities recommend staying indoors in low-ceilinged rooms or lying on the floor with your head in a box.
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