Wack!

WHAM: OW-OW-OW-OW-OWOWOWOWOW-

Boink.

“Hey, wait a minute.”

“Why?”

CRASH!!!

“See what I mean?”

“Why you LITTLE . . .”

^{. . . bump . . .}

Clangangangangang.

“All right then. You just come back here!”

“Wait! See this?”

“Yah.”

CRASHCLANGBANGBONG . . . Boing . . . Boing

. . . Boing

. . . Boing . . boing ._{boing boingboingboing}

[Editor]: “Perhaps this is why radio slapstick didn’t really take off.”

Photo: “Ludwig Slapstick” by Sobebunny at en.wikipedia. CC-BY-SA-3.0.

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