Foot Sanitizer™

Vim Vocifero
7 August 2014
Photo by Lynn Locifero, © The Flying News, 2014

If you’re worried about germs, you might think that hand sanitizer has you covered. “Not good enough,” says NewChem© Corporation.

Why do we think that hand sanitizer is enough? In the ancient world, you washed your feet when you entered a house, and that makes a lot of sense today too. After all, your feet are closer to the ground, and if you wear shoes, the dark, moist, warm, circumpodic environment is an ideal incubator for fungi, bacteria of all kinds, small plants, and insects, and some amphibians. So sterilizing your hands isn’t good enough, not even close to good enough. What you need is our new Foot Sanitizer™, to really make sure that you aren’t spreading all sorts of horrible things around.

NewChem© hopes to have Foot Sanitizer available in stores for the back to school season. Parents buying school supplies will want to make sure that, in addition to writing implements and expensive electronics, their children are well supplied with sanitary items. Foot Sanitizer™ should be at the top of every parent’s list.12

  1. The Flying News has not received any compensation for endorsing Foot Sanitizer™. ↩
  2. This article does not constitute an endorsement for Foot Sanitizer™. ↩

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